Poop Shoot

why do a lot of europeans insist on
removing the toilet seats from the toilets?!

is it their way of telling me if i want to continue to fit into my skinny jeans after consuming copious 
amounts of their fine breads that i have to start gettin' into the deep squat?!

at least they didn't try to charge me to use this one.

(photo: L'olympic Nantes, France)